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Sadly, the above picture was the best one of me on New Year's night, 2005. Pictured with Saira Weeks, who is almost as famous as Ananda Lewis and Barbara Eden, because she was on a short-lived game show on The WB called Studio 7.

I'm posting the above photo because Saira hates it and because I auditioned for the game show with her and didn't make it because I'm a moron. This is my revenge.

And I'm posting this one to make up to Saira because she looks adorable here and I look like a troll doll.

Yes, I'm sleepy. Notice the coffee cup. I'm a caffeine addict.

Me trying my best to appear skanky at George Mason University's first "Homocoming." Here, pictured with another gay man and a lesbian, their visages obscured to protect their skanky identities.

Stay a while? Sadly, the above picture was the best one of me on New Year's night, 2005. Pictured with Saira Weeks, who is almost as famous as Ananda Lewis and Barbara Eden, because she was on a short-lived game show on The WB called Studio 7. I'm posting the above photo because Saira hates it and because I auditioned for the game show with her and didn't make it because I'm a moron. This is my revenge. And I'm posting this one to make up to Saira because she looks adorable here and I look like a troll doll. Yes, I'm sleepy. Notice the coffee cup. I'm a caffeine addict. Me trying my best to appear skanky at George Mason University's first "Homocoming." Here, pictured with another gay man and a lesbian, their visages obscured to protect their skanky identities.	Yes, yes, it's true!! That's me with blond hair and Barbara Eden (aka TV's only Jeannie). I'm star struck, as you can see. Actually, I was just standing behind her. It's us again--you know you're jealous. Ms. Eden presented a PRISM Award to Ananda Lewis for her talk show at the Capitol Hill Premiere of the 7th Annual PRISM Awards. I scripted the event and had to be an emergency "trophy boy."

	Can anyone out there offer me some free microdermabrasion? I'm not kidding.
	These little duckies are credited to Jim Rider and the South Bend Tribune. If you know Mr. Rider, please don't sue me. They're just SO CUTE!
	I have no idea who made this dancing Spider-Man, but if it was you, you rock. Kenny, Laura and me at Venice Beach in 2004. Kenny is one of the most fascinating people I've ever met, and his background in the entertainment industry is incredible. Mostly, he's one of the most generous people I've ever met. Laura is just a sweetheart all around, even though she likes to pretend she's tough. (She's going to beat me up for saying that.) This one is called "Masked Hostility." We were in L.A., so we thought we'd do a little acting. No one in the above photo is happy. Nada, Laura, DMC. (2003) Merry Christmas! Kenny, Laura, Saira, Me and Nada. November 2005. Nada and David, perhaps not at our best.