If you are a member of my family, a coworker or a close friend who's not really very close to me, you have now completed your tour of my inner world, and I encourage you to fulfill your need for literature elsewhere.
If you are an editor, check out my resume and my writing and contact me about a book deal. WILL WORK FOR CA$H!!!
If you're a random Internet surfer, you've probably left already. I don't expect too many unsolicited hits on this website, so I'm not really worried about making you happy—but have a nice day!
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